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My thoughts on Obama's inauguration

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:32:31 GMT

Eating breakfast in the UC before my class at 11am was a rather interesting experience today. I sat right in front of one of the TVs and watched 80 minutes worth of CNN's pre-inauguration coverage. In that time, the UC went from somewhat crowded to utterly packed with people gathering around the TVs. I almost considered skipping class to stay and watch the ceremony, but I decided that skipping class would be an awful habit to start so early on in the semester.
I was just astounded by how many people here cared. UTSA has pretty conservative student population. That didn't stop crowds from piling up. I guess I'm proud of my student body.
I think just Obama coming into power has created a change in the hearts of some.

A lot about this day reminds me of episode 25 on Gundam 00. Except instead of Celestial Being taking a severe beating, Bush is the pariah. Maybe some crazy ass Illuminatia or Free Mason verison of Ribbons Almark planned out the entire shitfest that the Bush presidency to get the people to elect someone like Obama.
Thier planning meeting must have went something like this:

"Hey! What former president has an idiot son that we can use to really fuck this country over?

I think Gerge Bush has one.

Oh! Great!

Ok. So, Let's stage a terrorist attack on New york and the Pentagon within the first half of his term to scare people shitless and make them not care about losing many of their civil liberties. Let's have him legalize torture....

.... and finally end his second term with a massive financial collapse that people will blame on him even if it really wasn't his fault.

If that's still not enough let's make sure Obama's opponent hires the most worthless campaign manager the world has ever seen, and have him pick Sarah Palin as his running mate.

Surely, this will be enough to get people to elect a candidate of positive change, and maybe they'll even get interested in politics."

I'm kidding of course. I don't honestly think anyone is capable of a conspiracy on that level of awesome. I also don't think 9/11 was staged, but I do wonder how jet fuel can melt steel.

However, I do think the Bush administration is a success in that it paved the road for Obama. Sure, he has a lot of shit to clean up, and he likely can't get anywhere near all of it done, but I like him, and so does much of America.

Post Election Survery

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:34:42 GMT

It's been a week since the election. I have a few questions that I'd love to hear your responses on. I'd especially like to hear from those whose opinions differ greatly from mine. Sorry if any of the questions sound leading.

1. Was Obama's success more a result of his good campaign or McCain's not so good campaign?

2. What effect do you believe Sarah Palin had on the outcome of the election (if any)?

That's all for now. Please answer if you're so inclined.

A quick summary of tonight's RA staff Meeting

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:11:25 GMT

Dead Horses that were beaten include:
Incident Reports
On-call responsibilities

The wide spread equestrian corpse defiling didn't really start until 45 minutes into the when our second in command asked us if we had any complaints or policy questions.

Then we got these:
Whether or not our rent and meal plan were going to be taxed
Meal Plans and the fact that no place on campus accepts meal trades
Parking Issues
Hookah (yes, out policy is still retarded. If we see a hookah being smoked, we have to call the police, but hookah's allowed, we swear)
and Finally Laurel RAs bitching about Laurel RAs not doing their jobs.

This meeting lasted 2 hours, and so much of it bullshit. I'm more amused than pissed. Other Chap RAs were super pissed, though. See, when we have a joint staff meeting, I expect it to last more than 3 hours because of talking and beating dead horses, but other RAs do not, and they get frustrated as a result.

My first submission for the game of Lovecraftian Links.

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:48:06 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Tz6M_pXKc

My impressions of MGS4

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:45:59 GMT

I just beat act four of Metal Gear Solid 4. There's one more act, and then an epilogue and a debriefing. I assume the 90 minute long cutscene is in there somewhere if it actually exists.
The game is gorgeous. The characters are the deepest they've ever been, and Kojima's cinematography is at its best.
The story kicks ass, and the delivery of the story kicks ass. However there really isn't much actual game. I don't mind that fact though. I enjoy playing though what basically amounts to a 20+ hour movie with occasional sections where I can take control.
A lot of reviewers feel let down by this game in some way. Maybe I need to beat it first, but so far, I don't see anything you wouldn't come to expect from the Metal Gear Solid franchise. The critics say that the game has really long cutscenes, and doesn't play very differently from previous metal gear games. Somehow they suggest that those qualities are bad. I call bullshit. They implemented the one necessary change: You can now move and aim a the same time.

I will tell you just a few things you have to look forward to in this game:

1. A scene where the game reverts to the the graphics and gameplay of the PSX version of MGS1
2. You get to Pilot Metal Gear Rex and use it to kick Metal Gear Ray's ass.
3. Plenty of Fan service
4. The coolest black arms dealer ever with a pet monkey

Yet another update on the get together

Thu, 08 May 2008 01:04:19 GMT

Jim wants to see everyone before he leaves on Saturday.
Does Noon at Pei Wei at 1604 and 281 work for everyone?

Just as Planned (if only)

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:22:12 GMT

well, today I have more motivation and a better outline... and dream that told me to integrate Death Note into the essay. I'd love to, but I can't find a place to make it fit, especially since it has nothing to do with Tolkien.
So, I'm listening to the Death Note soundtrack while writing it. I'm almost done with page 2. Hooray! I think it will go a lot faster once I reach Galadriel. I just need to get there first. Damn you Gandalf!
I do feel kinda badass writing while listening to the Death Note soundtrack.
Here is the most up to date version of the great list. So far Credit Goes to Sarah, Jon, and Myself.

One day, a hairy-footed midget will save us all
Never underestimate an old man with a beard and a stick
Breeding new life forms will bring down the wrath of the righteous.
Never toss a dwarf.
Beware of flying dwarves; they were most likely tossed.
Stealing a horse is alright if the cause is great enough.
Never underestimate the power of a magical sword.
You shall not pass! ...No, seriously, you're not passing. No one is.
Never again shall a movie about walking be so epic.
Beware of strange jewelry
If you’re ever named ring bearer, make sure it involves a wedding and not a lengthy quest to the fires of Mordor.

Evil Demonic Chipmunks

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:09:33 GMT

So, my dad gave me a USB interface that allows me to record my guitar, drums and bass on my computer, and he gave me great software to do it.
I thought the USB mic that comes with Rock Band would work just fine. I was quite mistaken. The second I hit stop, the track I recorded speeds up to about double its original speed.
Since I was recording a metal song, it sounds like Evil Demonic Chipmunks are singing. I might keep the chipmunk sound going, but I still need a real mic to get the rhythm spot on. I may shift the pitch once I have real vocals recorded just for the lulz.

If you want to hear this "musical" piece here is the link to an MP3 of it on megashare. It should be good for laughs.

The concept of the song was to satirize the fact that Christian Death Metal even exists. So, I made a song where the only lyrics are "Satan is a Pussy."

Enjoy.

A Review of Smoking Aces

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:01:57 GMT

than an eternity since my last post, and I could easily update you all on my job, schoolwork and all of that bullshit, I feel that I'd much rather review the worst movie I've ever seen.

Until I saw Smoking Aces, I was convinced that Hannakin Skylecter Rising (or Hannibal Rising to those you who were lucky enough to have not seen it) was the shittiest movie ever made. Fate was not kind enough to let that have been the worst movie I've seen. Oh no. Fate was like "Fuck that!" and like a monkey, it flung a the steaming pile of shit that is Smoking Aces right in my face.

As far as I can tell from the ads, it looked like it was supposed to be a Tarantino-esque expedition into the realm of ultra-violence. The ads promised good action with very little story, and a pseudo unique cast of characters.

Let me start with a plot summary.

*spoilers begin here* (although I don't think it's possible to ruin this movie for you. I mean taking a shit on a dead skunk doesn't really make it smell any worse does it?)

The FBI monitors a conversation where one mobster puts out a hit on some other mobster (and sorry excuse for a human being) named Isreal. The reward for this hit is $1,000,000.
the FBI guys freak the fuck out like a million is a high reward for such a god damned high profile kill, and the intro credits roll.
Then, we are introduced to all the other characters in the movie through a horribly shot exposition sequence where the slimeball FBI agents discuss the characters of each would-be assassin.
There's a pair of black chicks, a bunch of crazy skinheads, and some other worthless fucks who I can't even remember.

From there the movie is about an hour of half-assed plot twists followed by the death of a main character. This repeats at least five times, and in between each death, I can almost hear the screenwriter masturbating to the horrible dialogue and plot that he must think is brilliant. Of course, it’s not brilliant t all. It’s slow and boring, in a movie that appeared to be full of elaborate action scenes.

There are no elaborate action scenes, just character death followed by character death.

The part about the character deaths is that not a single character in the movie is vaguely sympathetic. This is coming from me, and I love evil bastards and cliché good guys. Hell, I love Sylar and Hannibal. This movie doesn’t any characters that even qualify as animals, let alone humans. I’d find Hitler fucking a dead gypsy after looting her corpse more sympathetic than the most likable pile of atoms in this shitfest.

So, after the character deaths, the movie decides that it’s going to reveal all the details necessary to give it something that vaguely resembles an actual plot. And those were the best ten minutes of the film. But that’s not saying much.

*Spoilers end here*

The separate elements seems like they could make for an interesting movie. We have a russian assassin, two black female assassins (one of whom delivers a great feminist rant to an unsuspecting hotel worker), some crazy ass skinheads, and slimeball FBI agents. So far that sounds potentially good. The movie fails by not making a single one of them truly likable, and by not putting in enough compelling dialogue. There were a few lines that almost made me chuckle, but all the characters seemed exactly the same. The only thing to separate each character was their outfits, and that gets confusing when the russian assassin takes a page of f mission impossible and kills Isreal's big white bodyguard and makes a mask out of his face.

There was no character contrast. No one was a good person, but that can work although, there should still be some dichotomy. All the characters were about the same shade of corrupt and immoral. The FBI agents were sorry excuses for human beings as were all the criminals. If this movie was going for realism, the creator's idea of reality must really fucking suck.

Even more important than the horrible characters, was this film's total disregard for pacing. The entire movie was horribly slow, but bit of slowness were often interrupted by a fast action scene where at least one character dies. the character deaths could even be moving if there was even one character in the movie I gave a tenth of a fuck about. Sadly, no such character exists. Regardless, the pacing gave the feeling like it was going to lead up to an awesome shoot out near the end of the film, and I guess it did lead to a fairly long action sequence but none of it was fun to watch. and after the big shootout, the movie took a page straight out of every Harry Potter book and bukkaked you with plot revelations, which would have worked so much better if the film revealed each part over the course of the film rather than making a half-assed attempt to do so, and then treating the view like a total fucking moron for not figuring out the big twist at the the end.

Perhaps, it wouldn’t be a

s bad if it didn’t take itself so fucking seriously. Like something more cheeseball would’ve done it some good. I’d like it more if they put in a laugh track that laughed at horribly inappropriate moments, or maybe have a character smile at the screen after saying something witty (which no one ever does). Christ! I give this movie credit for one thing and one thing alone: It somehow managed to be worse than Hannakin Skylecter Rising, the love letter, and Shanghai Knights combined. That is no small feat. I was impressed, but not in a good way.

This film (and I call it a film only because that’s the medium Hollywood chose to deliver this horrible crime against humanity to the masses, not because it’s worthy of being called a film) has no redeeming qualities. Not even one frame is good. It’s not even fun to watch in the watching a bad movie for fun sense. The camera work is bad, the action scenes are bad, the plot is horrible, and I want every copy destroyed.

If you own this on DVD, please do the world a favor and destroy it. Take a hammer to it, smash with a bat, put it through the CD shredding part of a paper shredder just get rid of it. If you don't own it, thank whatever deity you believe in and avoid it.

PUNishment

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:29:26 GMT

What do you call a bipedal robot that transfrom into a computer with the entire internet on its hard drive?

Megapron

It's time for you to get PUNched!!!!

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:06:48 GMT

What do you call a porn movie that is loosely based off of Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness?

Acockalypse Now!

VTM

Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:15:53 GMT

I am going to run a Vampire game.
Here is a list of people who I will gladly allow to play:
Jim
Sarah
Katy
Andy
Adam
Charlie

If you believe your name should be on this list, contact me and we will work out something unless your name is Bryan Traywick or Robin Nelson. Subtle right?

The rules will be simple. You must make a vampire. In addition to standard freebie point rules, you will also have 50 starting xp. You may not make any stat higher than four and you may not have more than 4 fours on your sheet.
It will most certainly be a multi-session game. I will keep running it as long as possible.

Please respond with times that you all would be open to have a weekly 1-2 hour gaming session.

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:00:01 GMT

So, Jim's computer runs Bloodlines amazingly well. I'm so proud of it. It's actually smooth and not laggy at all. Today was great. I actually feel connected to Jim as well as some other members of Knapia again.
Things that Jim will need to do in order to keep his computer in top shape.
1. DO NOT INSTALL ITUNES. You may have to get quicktime at some point for some video to run. Don't get it from apple. Go to freecodecs.com and get any of their quicktime alternative codecs. The problem with Itunes is that it installs all kinds of crap that you don;t need onto your machine. There are like 5 processes that all deal with ipods even if you've never connected an ipod to the machine.
That's all I can think of for now, but I'll post more when I think of them.

Yeah, you'd like to play wiht my wii.

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:17:09 GMT

The Wii that my dad ordered from the wal-mart website arrived on saturday with none of the 7 games that we ordered along with it. On sunday, my dad bought excite truck and I love it.
The game is fun. It's not tedious or overly-difficult, and the graphics are quite amazing.
Today, Zelda arrived. It's good i guess. I never really got the zelda series. Maybe it's the fact that the first solution to a puzzle is to have a bird fly at a bee hive. Because somehow that works. I guess I need to become retarded to play this game.

My former prof wants to look through a VTM Book??? huh?

Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:30:41 GMT

I begin the day by waking up at 6:30 to get one of my tires fixed. There was a screw in it. Now there is not, and I got a free car wash out of the ordeal, but it was 8:30 before that had finished. Then I go to Taco Cabana and eat. Then I drive to school for a fairly uneventful day. I finished my Mexican politics quiz at the tables and I made a 100 on it. That was nice. The rest of the day dragged on. During my 3rd class of the day, I started re-outlining characters for my novel. I want my villian to be a demagogic political figure who claims to be very socialist, but his true motives are much more fascist. I was wondering if I should give him some sort of power and if so, what could it be? The main character can bring things in works of art to life. I was thinking that he could have pyrokinesis. Then, the class ended.
Then the next class ended, and I went to one of my former Prof's, Lenora Perry-Samaniego's, office to pick up a recommendation for my RA application. She handed the rec to me immediately, but I spent a good 10-15 minutes talking to her along with Ms. Winterbottom. We were discussing certain things, and she came up with a theory about Adam: she thinks that he's a vampire because he was often sleeping in her class, and as far as I know, he is most active at night.
NOW FOR VTM!!!!:So, I said "Yeah that would make sense. He does enjoying playing Vampire."
Then I had to explain to her what vampire was, and she was quite intrigued by it. She thinks she might be able to use it as in a gothic literature study. I told her that i'd burn her the pdfs, and bring the books for her to look through tomorrow. She liked the idea. So, I will. That is all.

Free Ipod?!

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 00:53:49 GMT

Some on you know that I have been participating in the UTSAPD's Treasure Hunter Game, and the prize is one Ipod per team member. Today, Big (Creepy, ex-sailor) James found the merit. Thew merit is the thing we need to find to win the contest. James is on my team. So, we win.
Eventually, we'll get our Ipods. We'll have to attend a baseball game and have the Ipods presented to us.

Anyway, It'll be a 30 gb video. You can buy them for $250. So, i'm wondering, should I keep it, or sell it once I get it? I'm leaning towards selling it, but they don't seem to be selling on ebay for over $200. That's sad.
I'm leaning towards selling it because we has 3rd gen Ipods that were fien for a while, then I dropped mine and it stopped functioning, and the same thing happened to my dad's Ipod. I have no need for an iPod, The cd player in my car works fine, and when I'm not in my car, I don;t need to be listening to music on my ipod, and the fact that it's so fragile really makes me want to get rid of it.

That's all.

Euphoria?

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:06:00 GMT

Alright. So, I'm drivng to school today and I started thinking about my classes and suddenly this overwhelming feeling of euphoria (or at the very least happiness) came over me. I guess it was my body's way of telling me that it likes school and it likes actually having read material for once. Either that or euphoria is a side effect of ritalin, or I got one happy pill in my batch of focusy pills.
I'm thinking natural happiness is more likely because ritalin has never done anything other than intensify the effects of alchohol and make me more uptight.
Today was wonderful. Nothing amazing happened, but nothing awful happened either.
I had great conversations with two redheads in Tech Writing. The first, Priscilla, was someone i'd talked to before and it was a friendly and greatly amusing conversation. She seems to value me as a friend even though we just met recently and I don't have a problem with that. Apparetnly, last class I asked the teacher if I could do a proposal on removing the GATE from my GATED community. However, Priscilla heard that I live in a GAY community. She made this much funnier by saying "I had no idea they had communities where they all lived together." I was glad that she told me that I don't seem gay at all to her. She really seems to enjoy it when I ask her about her appearance and such. It's really fun.
The other rehead, Emily, is apparently room mates with Lydia Jones. Lydia is a girl I knew in high school. I always liked how bold she was even though getting to see her bold side usually meant she had to spend 5-10 minutes telling me why everything I think is worng. She was brilliant and had a great talent for not letting me get a single word in. For some reason, I've always admired her. Lydia never seemed to like me much, and for good reason I wasn't all that likable in high school. I was less secure but much more arrogant and I always spoke my mind no matter how misinformed my opinion was.
Emily, on the other hand, seems very diferent from Lydia, but equally fascinating if not more so. She's smart, friendly, carries herself well, and is so attractive that she would still be gorgeous if she had terrible posture. The friendly part really sets her apart from Lydia.
I don't really see a more than friendship relationship with any of these girls, but I sure had fun just talking to them.

Sat, 13 Jan 2007 08:28:28 GMT

Sweet Jesus! I hate Jeff's friends. Even though he actually has a place to live, everything about him screams hobo jesus minus the jesus. He's always sweaty and unclean, and trying to touch me. That's Jeff, not the people he brings along. Jeff is borderline on tolerable as it is.
His friends are somewhere between creepy and insufferable, often both.
The guy who wouldn't shut the fuck up tonight had some weird ass first name like Micarious, but wanted to be called Bill Joe Bob or some dumb shit. He has decided to move to Germany. That's fine. I'm glad. I'll probably never se his dumb ass again, but his reason for going is completely absurd. He claims that he can't stand to be around dumb people, but he is the most inarticulate motherfucker I've seen at heroes of late. He might have sounded like he had an IQ higher than that of a monkey if he didn't say "you know" or "like" between every other word.
I really don't know why he thinks that Germany has a higher average IQ than the US. Come on, this is the country that is famous for starting and LOSING both world wars.
He also believes that in the future there will be some great war that will end in uniting the entire world under one government. He's right about one part, there will be a war. There are always wars, but the one thing every political theorist agrees on is that there will never be one government for the entire planet. It can't happen unless said government is as meaningless at the UN, or a great genocide destroys all but one culture. Perhaps I would have engaged him in a debate if he wasn't trying to educate me on why a game was named "Empire Earth." If I had asked him, that would have been fine, but he just assumed that I'm some dumbass who can't put the definitions of two words together and comprehend what Empire Earth could possibly mean.
This guy is more snobby than I was after I won multiple awards for writing the best High School editorials in the state, but he doesn't have shit to back up his cockiness.

Weight Loss!!!!!

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:56:26 GMT

Greetings brethren.
I am now 14 pounds lighter than I was when I started the South Beach Diet.
My current weight is 206.
I am only 36 pounds away from my ideal weight of 170.
According to the BMI, anything under 160 is underweight for people at my height, and anything under 190 is perfctly healthy.
So, I figure the lowest I could ever aim for, and not look like a skeleton would be 170.

Anyway, I was quite impressed when I read the scale this afternoon. I hadn't looked at it for a few weeks, and I wondered If I gained some weight because of the small slice of chocolate cheesecake and the slice of riccota cake, and the cookies that I had when over at Patrick Golden's house. My last know weight was 211. I am damn proud to see that come down.

I now have 3 pages in the first chapter of my novel!!!! I may actually finish this thing sometime before I die.

Huh.....?

Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:42:41 GMT

I had a really dumb idea about a week ago. I went to myspace's browse function, typed in my zip code, and made it search for females within ten miles of my zip code. I found one person who looked kinda like my type and one of her pictures was of her runescape character. So, I added her since she was attractive and obviously a nerd.
Next day, she messages me saying something like thanks for the add, and you are super cute! I respond thanking her and asking if she wanted to meet up and hang out. Not a date or anything like that, just a hangout maybe meeting at somewhere harmless like starbucks. She says something like maybe when i get to know you better. then we had maybe a total of ten more messages describing ourselves the last one ended in her telling me to call her so we could talk about getting together. I call her.
    The first thing is notice is that she has an adorable southern accent. We talk for over an hour on my cell. htat's a good thing because I feel like I need to use some of my minutes. I have around 200 of my 300 minutes per 2 month period rollover every time. everything seems great and she invites me over to her "house" to watch the Full Metal Alchemist movie and to go see eragon with her on Saturday (meaning the day that has already begun in my timezone).
I go over to her house, she gives me a greeting hug, and we go and watch her movie in her house which I now find out is a trailer. The movie was brilliant. She kept moving in for kisses thart I really wasn;t ready to give her, and she seems very picky about what she wanted in each kiss, but she seemed to enjoy it enough because after each kiss she cuddled up against me and held my arm and hand with both of her hands. It felt nice, though I did not enjoy kissing her. I wasn't ready. It was far too awkward.
    The movie finishes and everything seems fine with me and her, and as far as I could tell, she seemes to like me just fine. Her cellphone company changed her number, and she wasn;t able to give it to me before I left becuase we went to the tralier community's park to watch her sister and friend throw a football, and I left from there. She didn't bring her phone along.
    So, as soon as I got home from our hanging out, I messaged er on myspace telling her that I had a good time and that I was looking forward to saturday.
    The next morning, I got a message back saying " I'm sorry but i dont think that this is goin to work..The chemistry that i thought was there isn't, "
So, apparently this girl is batshit. She must think that there has to be no awkwardness when meeting a person for the first time or something. She's just nuts. Also, I guess her kisses were testing me, but to me an open mouth kiss is a sign of some form of commitment unless it is explicitly declared a test before or shorty after the kiss (preferably afterward so the kiss is more natural). However, I don't how to be a good kisser. I've only had had two girlfirends that really made out with me, and they both just LOVED having my tongue in their mouth because there were truly obsessed with me. One was so obsessed that after we broke up she bought the acne wash I used in high school because it smelled like me and cried herself to sleep. Needless to say, when I heard that, it scared the shit out of me.
    If the kiss was the problem, I have no idea how to get better at doing that since girls like this one want perfection the first time. I can't very well have a friend just kiss me and give me pointers to get better. It'd be great if someone would do that, but it is not likely to happen. Also, I bet that kissing really depends on each girl as far as what they like. I know a few girls love lots of tongue and most hate too much tongue.
    If I lacked passion, it's because I just met this girl, and I was a bit nervous, and apparently, rightfully so because of how much I was being judged.
     Also, my vocabulary may have intimidated her too, but why is it my fault that other people don't know terms like "trite, antimetabole, metaphysical, surrealism, and projection of one's consciousness"?

Ok guys, now be honest with me. Am I rude, condescending, egotistical, or generally unpleasant to be around on an average day? Please no stroking my ego, I'd prefer advice that can make me as likable as possible. Not jsut for the sake of finding someone, but it could help in any job here I need to get along with people or persuade people. Since I'm pre-law, I will need to be more likable than I currently am.
I can safely say that my appearance had nothing to do with the incident above because I look pretty damn good right now, with shorter hair, a shaved face, and 10-15 pounds of weight loss. Also, you can even see the cheek bones in my face now. I like that. It makes me look more distinguished.

VTM Clan Novels

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:07:28 GMT

I picked of five of the twelve Vampire clan novels at half price books for $3 each. I got all the camarilla clans that they had. These books rock.
They are good enough to give me a much deeper insight into playing a vampire. This helps since I don't think I'm incredibly good at playing a vampire.
The first book sequentially is the Toreador clan novel. One of the main characters is an amazingly creepy artist. He lures women and sometimes men back to his apartment to scult them, then feed off them. He tells them that he wants to scult them, and he often does. Ironically, they always think he wants sex and nothing more. So, at one point he pretends to go down on some skank he lured back to his studio and instead bites a part of her inner thigh and feeds off of it. After he's done, he licks the area he bit to heal it. He then puts her in a bad, and gives her a very small amount of coke and $7. He regrets not being able to sculpt her.

I like this guy.

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:43:14 GMT

1:: Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

2:: Am I lovable?

3:: How long have you known me?

4:: When and how did we first meet?

5:: What was your first impression?

6:: Do you still think that way about me now?

7:: What do you think my weakness is?

8:: Do you think I'll get married?

9:: What makes me happy?

10:: What makes me sad?

11:: What reminds you of me?

12:: If you could give me anything what would it be?

13:: How well do you know me?

14:: When's the last time you saw me?

15:: Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

16:: Do you think I could kill someone?

17:: Describe me in one word.

18:: Do you think our friendship is getting stronger, weaker, or staying the same?

19:: Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?

20:: Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 18:29:54 GMT

Game Meme: Post your favorite game of each genre

2D Platformer: Megaman X5
3D Platformer: Crash Bandicoot 3
Role-Playing: Final Fantasy IX
Action RPG: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Tactical RPG: Heroes of Might and Magic IV
Adventure: Kingdom Hearts II
Action Adventure: Resident Evil 4
Sci-fi: Deus Ex
Fighting: Soul Calibur
Puzzle: Tetris DS
Shooter: Silent Scope
First-Person Shooter: Doom II running on the Doomsday Engine with graphical enhancement mods.
Shoot-'em-Up: Raiden
Strategy: Rampart
Racing: Need For Speed: Underground
Rhythm: Amplitude
Party: Super Smash Brothers: Melee
Sports: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

Bullshit: the game that does not involve cards.

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:06:15 GMT

This idea just came to me. Let me know if you like it. The rules are pretty simple.

We need a decent sized group no less than 4 no more than say 10. It needs to be an even number of people including the person running it.

Since I made the game, I will run it for the first time at least.

Each participant much bring a list of say five situations that players need to bullshit their way out of.
The person running the game who shall henceforth be called the Judge will read a scenario one at a time. Each player gets to respond to this scenario and see how well they can bullshit their way out of the given situation.

After every player says what they would do in that situation, the judge chooses a person who he/she thinks came up with the best answer.

The players can then vote to overrule the judge if they think he is totally friggin wrong. A majority vote is need to overrule the judge (ie 2/3, 3/5, 4/7, and 5/9). The judge then makes another decision and it is final regardless of how totally wrong it may be. Whoever comes out of this mess with the judge’s vote gets a point and whoever has the most points at the end of the night "wins bullshit."

As far as scenarios go, they can be anything that could happen to a person in real life. School issues, social awkwardness, family problem and anything else that may come up in our lives. Also, any combination of above problem could work. No vampires. No zombies. No sci-fi, video game, or anime crap.

Here’s a sample scenario:

A friend of yours has a highly attractive younger sibling that you have a thing for, but the friend is highly protective of said sibling. One thing leads to another and you friend catches you making out with his/her younger sibling. How do you keep this friend as a friend and still get to make out with his/her sibling in the future?

There is no one right answer, and there might not be any answers that would really work, but the most creative and potentially effective response is the one that is most likely to get the judge’s point.

Also that same scenario could be used again but different goals could be given like how do you keep your friend from telling everyone that you’re a creep? How do you keep your parents from finding out? Etc.

Be creative and come up with fun scenarios. This could be the most fun ever if done properly!

Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:45:58 GMT

Today was pretty good.
English class was short and sweet, but I was often distracted by the bad punk/metal band UTSA invited to play the 12-1 slot at best fest.
After class, I managed to approach Sarah Manicappeli, complimented her on her trenchcoat and matching boots with 1 inch heels. She recieved it quite well, and invited me to walk with her around best fest.
We walked by the few booths that looked cool, then just walked around campus and talked for two full hours. Conversational subject included liscened Vampire Hunting, Etymology of the work Fuck, Steampunks, and Feminazi-ism (which we are both opposed to). Then she had somewhere she had to be, gave me her number, and we made plans for dinner on tuesday night.
We really seem to have a lot in common, but enough diferent to keep things interesting. To me, she's a keeper. I'm inclined to believe she feels the same way about me. As far as I can tell she really seems to be someone who understands me, or maybe the proper term is approves of me. I'm not a very complex guy, so it's really more of whether or not she is into the stuff that i'm into. She is into writing, dancing, music, gaming, rennaisance fairs, theatre, and the same types of movies (with the exception of Crank which is a movie so manly that people who lack balls and penises should not even be exposed to Crank for it may have the effect that steriod abuse has on russian athletes).
I would be quite happy with her. Thankfully, if things with her don't work out, I think I will still be happy because I'm also alright with the fact that I'm single as previously stated, but passing up an oppurtunity to be with her would be dumb regardless of how heppy I can be while single.